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A response to something you do not know but cba to answer properly
Person 1: Iâve got a surprise for you
Person 2: Yeah I know
Person 1: no you donât know itâs a surprise
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The reason that the world exists. A Canadian porn site that is one of the most popular in the world. It has a great selection of categories and pictures. Pornhub!
I cracked a blanket after using Pornhub.com
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A minor internet star from the 2000s and 2010s. He is a dark comedy singer who had 2 songs in the charts. Kunt mainly sings about topics lads would discuss at the pub alongside his puppet partner Little Kunt (who had his own album).
My Bumrape Place and Use My Arsehole as a Cunt are songs by Kunt and the Gang.
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Drugs used on dates to intoxicate the victim so that the rapist can take them home and fuck them senseless. GHB is a date rape drug
I slipped her some date rape drugs last night in her Martini
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A crappy excuse to tell your boss that you would rather stay at home watching porn and eating that pasta youâve been stockpiling
Employee: Sorry, I donât think I can come to work today, I need to self-isolate
Boss: (sarcastically) Right
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When you fuck 12 girls in the time it takes to smoke a spliff.
Did you here about how he OVed on holiday?
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Where I learnt what Coronavirus was
Have you checked out Urban Dictionary lately, thereâs some weird shit going on in the world