Afro Engineered

Something Done Half-Assed Or Something Done So That It Works But Looks Fucked Up

See Also: jimmy rigged,nigger rigging,and nigger rig

Dude 1: Where did you learn to hook up a radio from?
Dude 2: I got a Degree In Afro Engineering.
Dude 1: It Shows.

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flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

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dry-ice bomb

Bomb made by using dry ice , hot water, and or one of the following

8oz. bottle
12 oz. bottle
1,2, and 3 liter bottles
Must be soda bottles water bottles will not work right

Q: What should we do to scare the neighbors?
A: Dry-Ice Bomb

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barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

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paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic

dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement

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porcupine

A woman that has really been around

comes from the phrase "if she had as many dicks on her as shes had in her she'd look like a porcupine"

damn dude u fucked mary too so did greg ,john, curtis, and about 15 other guys before them

yea that bitch is a porcupine for sure

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scrubbin ya teeth

innuindo for someone who is in the bathroom masturbaiting

fun because most people dont get it, thing their chronic mastubation is a secert

dude: hey man,whats goin on? wheres morgan at ?
dude2: oh hes in the bathroom scrubbin his teeth...
dude: hey morgan, quit scrubbin ya teeth and bring ya ass out here !!!