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"I paid 99 cents to download this sweet looking game to my brand new Android tablet, but when I tapped to run it...it DIDN'T EVEN WORK! WHAT A FREAKIN' GYPP!!!"
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One who tends to sleep through movies shown at theaters, or on TV, YouTube, Netflix, etc., no matter how "exciting", "scary", "funny", or even "sexy" the movie might be (to others, anyway!).
Dude #1: "I was practically bored to DEATH by that movie, even though it IS the 'blockbuster of the Summer'!"
Dude #2: "Yo, I almost faded out like a light, while seeing that flick, too! So, you ain't alone, homie. Welcome to...the MOVIE SLEEPERS' CLUB!"
the wife, especially if she's been married for many years.
My old girl and I are celebrating our big 25th together, and we've still got the hots for each other! ;-)
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A quick, albeit, imperfect repair, adjustment, or workaround, especially upon vehicle (or other type of machinery) needed for immediate use, such as a computer, bicycle, automobile, or spacecraft.
Maj. Mason: "Colonel, what about those secondary (fuel system) checks?!"
Col. Price: "Let's just get it (all) together, and see if you can (learn to) live with your 'pet fixes', as they are. It's go for anything short of a fuel leak!"
(From the 1972 sci-fi B-movie, "Doomsday Machine")