iDunno

Steve Jobs' answer to all questions regarding the newest iPhone and all of it's issues

Question: "Why is the iPhone having drop call issues?"

Steve: "iDunno"

Question: "Well when am I getting my bumper that supposedly fixes the issue??"

Steve: "iDunno"

Question: "Do I need to turn off my WiFi Basestation for you to demo your phone??"

Steve: "iDunno"

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fe-mail address

A fake e-mail address used for blog sites, sweepstakes, and retail establishments that require an e-mail address to complete an entry

I just use my fe-mail address when I signed up on that one website. I'm not using my real email address and have my inbox full of spam

fauxfillionaire

one who spends money carelessly, talks big talk about what they have, what they gonna buy, how they got "prada" this and "true religion" that and "Lexus" the other, but upon further inspection of their bank acount, there are more numbers on the right side of the decimal point than the left (i.e. $9.53 in their account)

"John stay talkin about how he bout to get them new Jordan's that's about to come out!"

"Yeah, he really a fauxfillionaire, he ain't copped a new pair of sneakers in two years"

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nittiest of all gritties

The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

An'nem

Used in conjunction with one member of a group, "an'nem" suffices as the name of the group.

If I am referring to my aunts and uncles, I will refer to them as "Aunt Vanessa'an'nem"

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fecally speaking

To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject

John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"

James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"

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harbaughed

To be defeated by the narrowest of margins

John - "I missed qualifying for that position by less than 3 points"
Jim - "yeah, I got harbaughed too, I missed it at the last minute too"

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