Whippo

The cross between a Whale & a Hippopotamus. Normally located in the United States, they prowl on ruining people's relationships with their spouses and they make very loud noises and no one wants to see them. Hunted by groups of Females and Males, their skin is used for Tennis Rackets and clothing in the winter. Whippos are known to be easy to hunt because they are very slow and too busy mating with each other.

OH DAMN, BILLY! LOOK AT THAT WHIPPO!

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