pootc

Acronym for "passed out on the couch." Typically used in away messages by users of instant message software.

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bagelwharf

(verb)
To fill a position in a band left empty by another who previously left the band.

In 1985, Sammy Hagar bagelwharfed David Lee Roth as the lead singer of Van Halen.

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vegetablecat

Happy; joyful; elated. The opposite of fruitdog.

Billy was feeling very vegetablecat when he found out that he got an A on his math test.

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rasputin list

A list that one keeps, usually mentally, of CDs, DVDs, video games, etc., that he/she wants to buy, not at full price, but either used, or at a large discount. (The name comes from Rasputin Music, a chain of used music and video stores around San Francisco.)

"I kind of like that band, but they're not my favorite. Their CD is going on my Rasputin list."

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put all one's sperm in one basket

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

kilochurch

A large church, usually one that draws people from a wider geographical area than one town or neighborhood, that is not big enough to be considered a megachurch. Kilochurches usually have an average weekend attendance between 1000 and 10,000.

I like First Baptist because it's a kilochurch. Smaller churches can be too closed when you're new in the community

wt2

Abbreviation for "what the deuce."

"WT2? I don't understand what you're talking about."

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