ball broom

A gay man's mustache

Did you see the guy in the jeans shorts with the huge ball broom?

Redneck Racecar

Dodge Neon, driven by a redneck who thinks it is a NASCAR. Probably derived from the myth that the cars in their favorite sport are "stock".

Did you see that guy cut me off in his redneck racecar? Too bad it's just a Dodge Neon with a loud tailpipe and racing stickers.

beer welding shield

When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.

Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.

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