ball broom

A gay man's mustache

Did you see the guy in the jeans shorts with the huge ball broom?

beer welding shield

When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.

Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.

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Redneck Racecar

Dodge Neon, driven by a redneck who thinks it is a NASCAR. Probably derived from the myth that the cars in their favorite sport are "stock".

Did you see that guy cut me off in his redneck racecar? Too bad it's just a Dodge Neon with a loud tailpipe and racing stickers.