baby yoghurt

See sperm, cum and jizz.

After I shot my baby yoghurt over her tits, I told her to clean herself up and make me a cup of tea.

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suckin diesel

Using this phrase is a way of informing someone you listen to the mindless ramblings of colin and edith on BBC Radio 1. Bring back Mark and Lard... pleeease!!

I'd rather spend the afternoon suckin diesel than listen to colin and edith.

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