Miscellaneoused

To become aware of and self-affirm belongingness in the full diversity and expression of sexual orientations, genders, sexual/gender identities, and related variants--particularly those pertaining to the evolution and growth of the LGBTQ movement (LGBTQIA+...), going further into the miscellaneous everyoneness.

"The movement includes everyone now. I've been miscellaneoused!"

"I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"

FOWN

Creating a relationship or taking possession of another person with “fuck ownership”, “fuck owning”.

*pronounced: “Phone”, “Phoned”

“At first the were just hanging out now it’s fowned”

“He was FOWNed into marriage.”

“We have to recognize that people aren’t really bonded quite as often as they’re fowned. End fowning!”

Scrumpty

A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".

from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.

Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty

"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."

"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."

AGESPLAIN

Older people who control conversations thinking they “know it all” without having any authority or justification like mansplainers.

“I had some rando granny agesplaining today I should find Christ.”

“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight”

“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”

Snafood

Also Snafüd.

Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.

“You were Snafüd when at 2:00 am you had those extra 3000 calories.”

“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”

“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”

Boredsolve

When you were bored and found a solution, and it was not all that fun, and you did it temporarily, or indefinitely.

"Your life is boredsolved, admit it."

“To boredsolve or not to boredsolve, that is the question.”

“You don’t like televised sports THAT much. It’s just boredsolved, admit it”

Falsepath

Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.

"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think."

"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."