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Someone who is just really, really white. Example: Blond hair, blue eyes, only knows English.
There are way too many white ass bitches at this hockey game.
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A safer word for ass from the spongebob squarepants movie, because spongebob can't say ass.
There's going to be some serious aft kicking.
The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.
Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.
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A car service that is a lot better than a taxi cab. Drivers always have nice cars and the company will always make sure that you don't get fucked over. You download the app on your phone which you create an account that will have your debit card stored in. They just can't wait at the airport.
I took Uber to work while my car was in the shop.
The foreskin that hangs over the head of your penis.
I have to go clean out my wizard sleeve
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The foreskin that hangs over the head of your penis.
I have to go clean out my wizard sleeve
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What people post on Twitter when they possibly just swatted someone.
@poodlecorp #knock #knock
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