Dropping egg salad

when you cropdust or fart, and it leaves a terrible, strong, smell that is of egg salad

Matt could not order his food because of the smell

Waitress: And what would you like?
Matt: (coughing) I can't talk...it smells terrible
Waitress: yea, I know, I'm nervous, it's my first day, so I'm dropping egg salad, I'm sorry.
Matt: oh...so it was you...I'll have some tuna
Waitress: sorry, that was me too

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