derek grant

Derek Grant grew up in Detroit and now resides in Chicago.He was born on April 24, 1977. Derek is also a vegan and is lactose intolerant.Derek has played in bands such as: The Suicide Machines, The Vandals, Gyga, The Telegraph, Thoughts of Ionesco, Remainder and is now with the Alkaline Trio. finally,Derek is extremely fucking hot, besides the fact that he is an incredible drummer for one of the greatest bands EVER! Alkaline Trio

some guy: Holy Crap! did that girl just pass out?

some girl: Yeah, she just met derek grant.

some guy: Wow, he must be hot!

some girl: Yes he is my friend, yes he is.

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alkaline trio

one of the greatest bands to ever roam the face of this degenerate earth. and probably one of the most hated as well. alkaline trio will always be around and still hauling ass.

poseur chick: hey! what are you listening to?
Alk3 Fan: Alkaline Trio. You've heard?
poseur chick: Ummm...yeah. those are those 3 dudes i saw on MTV wearing makeup. i think the song was called "waste".
alk3 Fan:(infuriated) the song is "Time To Waste". and yeah i guess they were those dudes wearing makeup.
poseur chick: Yeah! they rock!
Alk3 fan: yes they do.....(mumbles under breath)..DUMBASS.

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