feel the burn

when some pain in the ass thing is a life workout that is sooooooooooo getting you laid

YOU: I have to go take my mother-in-law to the airport.

YOUR BUDDY: Feel the burn, dude.

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release the kraken

to fuck you up

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.

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ineedmorecowbellatio

a blowjob that didn't exactly explore the space

YOU: So, was she a pro?

YOUR BUDDY: Hardly. It was a'ight. What you might call ineedmorecowbellatio.