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schlong cheddar

smegma, or "dick cheese"

Man, that guy is ripe. I can smell his schlong cheddar all the way over here.

by mattykay August 20, 2009

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dirty englishman

a tea enema given to a woman after anal sex by a man who wants to watch her cleaned out.

After fucking her real hard, he gave her the dirty englishman to clean her out.

by mattykay August 20, 2009

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horsewhacker

An exceptionally long penis, so called because it is out of proportion to the average male body and long and thick enough to strike a person.

"My horsewhacker is thicker than a donkey dick and longer than an ox cock."

by mattykay August 20, 2009

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