Darth Brooks

A damn good halloween costume invention which involves a flannel shirt, darth vader mask, and a cowboy hat.

Matty: Hey, Steffi... want the best of both worlds?
Steffi: I already have the best of both worlds
Steffi: Smarts and good looks
Matty: HAHA yeah right. You look like Darth Brooks.

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Trolls Royce

An ugly fat large girl that gets all weird up in her car.

Shorty poppin up south street... Trolls Royce!

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Bathroom U-Turn

When you take a shit, leave the stall, turn right back around, sit down, and take another shit.

lul mah boiiii made a bathroom u-turn after 2nd dinner done got served.

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Thankenstein

When you want to find that special way to personally thank someone. You have to walk like Frankenstein with your hand out repeating "thankenstein... thankenstein" ... Thanking them for services provided.

MattyMetro: Chuck can Shawn Phase move back into our apt?
Chuck: Yeah ok that sounds permissable.
MattyMetro: Thankenstein... Thankenstein...

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