Turbs

Turbs are long green plants from North America which are of an unknown species. For centuries, turbs have been consumed by Natives as well as anyone named Jennifer. Their particular health value is unknown. Consumers claim that turbs are a natural laxative in small quantities. In large quantities turbs can cause severe diarrhea.

Jennifer ate so many turbs that she pooped for 72 hours...straight!

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