MVP

1) Most Valuable Partier

In order to attain this title, you must do at least three of the following things at a party:

-Keg stands without puking
-Go undefeated in beer pong the whole night
-Have no hangover the next day
-Arrive at class/work on time the next day
-Hook up with at least one person you don't know and not remember it the next day
-etc...

Dude 1: Yo Mike did four keg stands, went undefeated in beer pong, had a bottle of vodka, and didn't even puke last night!

Dude 2: Did he get to class on time today?

Dude 1: Yeah

Dude 2: Damn! He's the MVP then!!

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