Snowboard

Abnormally large erect Caucasian penis.

Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"

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RIM DIVING

The act of pulling the penis out of an asshole and repeatedly plunging back in while it's still gaping open.

oh yea baby.....! I love how you make my ass whistle when you rim dive me.

Retired porn stars are good for rim diving.