e-hookup

The culmination of an e-pimp's online networking skills; more directly, a hookup with one of his online contacts.

Did you hear that he landed an e-hookup last weekend?

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Don Juan-liner

A feeble and decrepit One Liner presented to a female by a wannabe Don Juan.

Did you see him get rejected by that cougar? Ha, he must've given her a Don Juan-liner.

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Poontachat

A word used in the movie "Don't Mess With The Zohan." Poon is the American slang word for the female genitals, and Tachat is “Ass” in Hebrew. Add one to the other and you get a throaty word that sounds vulgar in three different languages.

Steve, how was your weekend? It was fabulous! I ended my dry spell of no poontachat!!

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Dewaca

The best drink available to humans, those 21 and over of course. This includes 2oz of Tuaca liqouer mixed with a 12oz can of Mountain Dew Code Red.

The best drink known to man is the Dewaca!!!

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e-pimp

A man that uses all necessary and obvious dating websites to compile phone numbers, messenger usernames, and email addresses in hope that his online networking will lead to an e-hookup.

I can't believe he's got six girls' numbers in one week, he's definitely an e-pimp!!

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