qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

you were very bored in class, at work, or at home so you decided to run your finger across the keyboard to cure your boredom. congratulations. i hope you are not bored anymore. <3

somebody: "hey how are y-

you: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

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kermit sewer slide

a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.

person1: im the smartest person in the world.

person2: kermit sewer slide.

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yellow

a color that is not as appreciated as it should be. yellow (imo) is the best color on the color wheel. it is very vibrant and bright and just really fun to look at. yellows are the life and soul of the party, they are sociable, expressive, very imaginative and enthusiastic. i love yellow. <3

person: bro she is so fine. she is yellow.

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dad

how could i know what a dad is? i eat my cereal with water.

a guy: i love my dad.

me: i love my water