The Park School of Baltimore

Park is the hippie leftest stoner school of all maryland private schools. All the kids who go there know each other and like 100+ other kids from different schools. Compared to the other private schools they are the weird, gay, emo cousin. The sports teams are irrelevant and I can't tell you the last time they progressed in any tournaments. The rivalry they have *allegedly* with Friends is barely existent, since Park really can't have true beef with any other school (just like North Korea, they hate everyone, even themselves).

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Person #2: Just The Park School of Baltimore things.
Person #1: Nice.