juke

Common slang in Northeastern Pennsylvania.

a lower-class white person who has indoor furniture (typically a recliner) on their front porch that they commonly use for ~12 hours a day to oversee the neighborhood happenings. They are usually old, with poor hygiene, smoking cheap cigarettes, drinking cheap beer and/or bottom shelf liquor, and residing in Nanticoke.

My Uncle Jeb's such a juke. He got so wasted on Lionshead last week, he pissed the la-z-boy on his porch and chased kids off his lawn with a shotgun.

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