facebook rage

When a person getting angry at another person for interrupting their Facebook time.

Matt: "Hey Mike, wanna go out?"
Mike: "FUCK OFF MAN. I'm on Facebook."
Matt: "You should get off Facebook soon Mike. You're getting bad Facebook rage."

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de-vista-ed

When Windows Vista is removed from a computer that is being crippled by its presence, for replacement for the stable and "much lighter" Windows XP.

My netbook is working so much faster since I de-vista-ed it and put XP on it.

keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.

keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78

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chordgasm

The orgasmic feeling you get from the first chord of a song.

That first song by the choir in the cathedral gave me a chordgasm.

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walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.

Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.

SFT

Sympathy Fuck Trophy.

The award given to the worst person on the team to make them feel better.

Coach: We'll give the award to Timmy. He tries so hard to get better but I'm still giving him the SFT.

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Google says

When you Google something and it comes out with an answer. Due to the awesome power of Google, what it says is 99.99% right.

Google says Berlin is the capital of Germany.

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