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Drench Run

The art of running and leaping towards your partner and aiming your dick precisely in her ass just like the trench run, making her explode and drench all over with blood and cum…

How’s the wife dude?
Good, just did a Drench Run and now she’s in the hospital

by mbethel8 October 10, 2023


toradorafam

The legendary toradora family, who only have the biggest of brains....

Dude, toradorafam is amazing
Jeff, you have a gambling addiction

by mbethel8 May 4, 2021


Brandon Lee Butler

Brandon is the type of person to cap all day no matter how dumb you look.

Brandon Lee Butler: I fucked Taryn

Zach and Luis: 99% off all caps all day!!!

by mbethel8 June 4, 2021


albino bullfrog

When you stick your tongue out and catch the cum right as your partner nuts

Hey Jessie, what’s up?
Nothing just did an albino bullfrog with my wife.

by mbethel8 May 4, 2021


Phil Goldstein

A very skilled lawyer with a passion for ladies. He is a must have when you need someone after an injury that wasn’t your fault

Josiah: Hey all these lawyers are super expensive, I’ll never win this lawsuit

Phil Goldstein: Sir, I am the BEST in west sac for lawyers, I can get you whatever you want, whenever you want, just gimme a call, and you will be smooth sailing from there.

by mbethel8 January 24, 2022

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