slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

strong-winded

If you are strong-winded, your natural gas is of a higher potency than the average person's. The smell can be toxic.

"Dave, you strong-winded mofo, roll down the window before we all pass out."

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deathnique

A technique which causes death. Ninjas have a variety to choose from.

Sensei: I cannot teach you my ultimate deathnique, for I may have to use it against you one day, if evil clouds your mind.

mammorable

A descriptor for a great pair of boobs that you will never forget.

Kelly has the best tits. They are so mammorable. I'll be able to picture them long after I've forgotten her name

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camper damper

A moist fart that occurs at some point beyond day two of camping. It lingers and adds to the plethora or aromas normally associated with camping and not showering for days. May require a confidence wipe.

After a few days of camping, drinking, and eating hotdogs over the campfire, I let out a camper damper that was so wet it sounded like it was underwater. My crack is like a slip-n-slide. The smell was best described as thick.

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Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

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macsochist

Someone who uses or owns a Mac computer even though they don't like them and would prefer another OS.

That Kat is such a macsochist. She hates her computer but she can't afford a new one now because Macs are so expensive she had to sell her kidney to buy the one she has.