DUBG

An abbreviation for Damn U Bill Gates. Can be used as a statement of frustration whenever anything goes wrong with any computer anywhere. Since he is the supreme overlord of computers, any problems are clearly his fault.

I just got 23 errors in a row when I tried to copy and paste, then all my programs shut down and I got a system self-destruct message.
DUBG!

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dodging the brown bullet

Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.

I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.

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