Gamestop

A corporation influenced video game store that used to be great.

Began as Funkoland.
Got better as Electronic Botique.
Corporate dumbed down as EB Games.
On life support as Gamestop.

FUCK Gamestop!

Lube

Predominantly defined as K-Y Jelly. Which happens to be a main water based lubricant which is used in sexual activity without destroying the condom if you're using one.
ONLY homosexuals refer to it as "anal lube".
It doesn't matter how wet or dry a female is, K-Y Jelly always makes sex better. Even when just masturbating alone, whether you're male or female.
Mainly used when you don't have time or tired of "foreplay".
K-Y Jelly makes sex better. YES! Females eventually dry up no matter how wet they are and need that EXTRA moisture to keep sex painless. ONLY if you're able to go the distance and not blowing your load like a 20 year old clueless goober who thinks he knows everything about sex, you may have to use so called LUBE!

Period. Just don't forget to pull out. Unless you're wearing a condom.

DUDE!!! I just used LUBE while fucking my girlfriend and it was AWESOME!!!

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