Shockwave

A move to use on your woman (much like the dutch oven) but it is a kami kazi move for people who don't like the smell of their own farts.
Directions: To properly execute a successful delivery of the death blow of the "Shockwave", one must possess the art of timing and rhythm.

1st. In bed and under the covers, let a dirty fart just rip (eating a Polish diet will make a deadly fart-smell concoction).
2nd. Slowly raise your feet to a level of 1-2 feet. This will fill the chamber (the covers of biological death warfare) with air.
3rd. drop your feet and as your feet are approximately 1/2 way down, raise the the edge of the covers nearest you faces and unleash the payload!!!! The Flash gust of toxic wind will blow right into your victim's face!!! (for best results, wait for he mouth to be wide open- She will taste it!!!!
4th. Laugh at your victim who should be angry, gagging, (and if you took my advice on the proper diet) begging for mercy or even death.
Have fun! very effective!!

Girl- OMG!!!! WTF!!!! *Gags coughs and gags again*

The Bomber- "That was the Shockwave, baby! and my patented brew;).... he said proudly" (you must include the quote "he said proudly" as the home run of your victory speech.

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Polish Peterbilt

A Polish Peterbilt is a Big Rig made by Volvo that usually will be painted either as the Polish flag (bottom half red and top half white or be just covered in Polish "Orzeł Biały" (White Eagle) decals. Typically, the Polish Peterbilts are red or white but color can vary. When they talk on the C.B. Polka can be heard in the background and if 2 polacks are talking to each other, the word "Kurwa" will be used every 2nd word. (Pronounced "Kourr-Va).

Tomasz- Kurwa!!!! Hey Vladimir! Is that Dimitri's red and white Polish Peterbilt with all the white eagle decals on her, nose-dive parked at the truck stop? KURWA!!!

Vladimir- I dont know but i saw the kurwa driver leave the truck and walk to the truck stop wearing his knee-high black kurwa socks with his brown kurwa sandals. He was also wearing kurwa aviators and had a mustache. maybe it was that Wiktor kurwa.

Tomasz- Kurwa!!!! That kurwa could be anyone! Kuuuurvaaa!

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