bonerwear

Clothes worn by women to induce a boner in surrounding males

ZOMG has u seen chelsea's bonerwear?? its workin

boner leniency

whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.

Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.

PUG

Pronounced pug, like the small dog. Stands for "poor unsuspecting girl".

1. "Dude i went up to manhattan last weekend, and totally smashed out on a PUG!"

2. "I feel bad for that PUG. She probably can't walk right today."

3. "I feel better having unloaded on that PUG last night."