jiggly bigglys

boobs that tend jiggle when you move, usually occurs with DD's and higher.

zamnnnnnn, she got some nice jiggly bigglys i wouldnt mind playing with those.

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sleep texting

where the sufferer blindly engages in convos via text. sleeptexting is usually involves the person affected to randomly text as if awake, any memories of the sleeptexting episode cannot be recalled. it can affect people of any age. sleeptexters are a danger to themselves & others.

chick: you heard rod got chris brown'd ?
chick ii: what ? what happened ?
chick: he sleep texted koko & told her that he was sleeping with someone else.
chick ii: zamn, sleep texting is dangerous.

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homancing

the phase before a person attempts to turn a ho into a house wife.

joey: i think im wearing her down
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE

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GUG

gay until graduation, the experimental phase in college.

girl: I dated a girl my freshman year of college
boy: awesomeeeeeeee
girl: im not into girls anymore
boy: you're such a GUG

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pseudosexual

the act of faking your sexualit y for attention or to fit in.

melissa: is she really bi ?
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.

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textually active

another form of cyber sex, sex via text messages.

yae: i had text sex last night
wanda: girl i didnt know you were textually active.

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fauxcialite

fake socialite. not to be confused with socialite this person is known to be a part of fashionable high society because of his or her regular participation in social activities and fondness for spending a significant amount of time entertaining and being entertained, normally socialites posses considerable wealth, but in all actuality they are poor, low to no class people that who have friends in high places.

socialite: did you hear that tiffany isnt actually rich she's been faking this whole time.
maid: so she's a fauxcialite.
socialite: exactly now fetch me something to drink, consuela.

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