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The art of pretending you're still work when you're not.
John: When is Steve due back?
Travis: Tomorrow, why?
John: But his coffee cup is still warm and his jacket is still there.
Travis: Thats just good still-around-aflage. It comes from years of being a software developer.
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Writing Software in your Production Environment where a mistake can end career(s) and possibly lives.
Ken: John, we don't have a development environment to write code in.
John: Can we safely do it in Production?
Ken: Not a chance in hell
John: Sounds like we have some hot bareback coding ahead of us!
A lie told to a law enforcement officer by recalled car owners to get out of a ticket.
Travis: How did John get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?
Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.
Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!
Brownish splotches on a cougar's skin resembling cancerous freckles. Most often caused by many years of fake baking.
John: Travis this is Lisa, she is Keri's Friend.
Travis: (whispering) Dude she has age spots.
John: And...
Travis: Thats nasty, she looks like raw-hide. I wouldn't f&ck her with YOUR dick much less my own.
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A form of "Redneck Homesteading". The act of putting your trailer up on (stolen) cinder blocks to "plant roots" in the trailer park of your dreams.
Harold: So Rick, you all settled at your new place?
Rick: Yep, we went wheelz up this past weekend over by that septic drainage field I told you we could tap into.
Harold: Well there's one less lake I'll be fishing in...
Rick: HAHAHAHA....Yup...I reckon we won't be eatin outta there again....
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A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.
John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?
Ray: I've never seen a single episode.
John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?
Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.
John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.
Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
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The boner that the weatherman gets from interrupting your regularly schedule television schedule to show you Doppler Radar Images of trailer parks being relocated.
Travis: Damn it! Channel 4 just cut away from the A-TEAM rerun to show that Trailer Park in Lake Arrowhead getting blown to bits on Doppler.
Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...
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