Flarch

Audible farting while having sex.

Silent farting is a slarch.

While riding my boyfriend reverse cowgirl, I flarched.

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Brass Clown

Putting on a round, brass, clown nose, then sticking it up a person's ass while licking their taint.

A Reverse Brass Clown is sticking the nose in a woman's cooter while licking her ass.

Basically, it's sticking and licking.

The term was invented by J.A. Konrath in his book Cherry Bomb. Any other brass clown definitions are false, and were stolen from Konrath.

I put on my metal nose and gave that guy the best brass clown he ever had.

Or

She was so into the brass clown, I lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.

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