TJ

Tongue Job... the girls equivalent of a BJ! The other half of a 69.

I told him I would give him a BJ if he gave me a TJ first, but not while I was driving!

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broquet

a bunch of some manly objects given by one man to another as a demonstration of affection, such as a six-pack of beer, or a fistful of pepperoni stix.

He gave his buddy a broquet of Bud for helping with the move when his girlfriend curbed him.

BWB

Acronym for Bestie With Benefits, a friend we actually enjoy both talking to and sleeping with. The way a good relationship should be!

"Wow, are X and Y a couple now?... I dunno, but they definitely have the BWB vibe goin' on! "

misophallist

the female version of a misogynist, a hatred of all things with penises. From Miso - to hate and phallus - the manshaft. The way an over-the-top man-hating rabid feminist would be typified.

She is such a misophallist that she hates even Ghandi and Christ just because they have dinks. And they never even used them!

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