Keller Texas

A city and a school district that is so shit-stupid, that they spend money that they don't have. Also known as the "poor as hell" city of North Texas.

Mayor - So what should we spend our 2 million dollar budget on?

Superintendent - How about a 4 million dollar football stadium, and a 10% raise on my salary so that I can get payed more to sit on my ass for 365 days?

Mayor - Sounds like a wonderful way to benefit Keller Texas!

(Seriously, they did that...)

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