BrisDay

BrisDay is The 26th of December, It is the day where HE comes, HE brings terror and demise, Once he comes, Death is your only escape. But if you refuse to die. All you will see is HIM, Eventually, HE will kill you. BrisDay Comes every leap year.

"Hey dude!" "Oh hi" "What day is it again?" "December 24th." "Wait, isn't this year a leap year?" "Yea?" *shuddering* "T-that m-means, T-this year w-will have a-a-a, B-BrisDay......"

Based Republic

When something or someone is so based that it forms a fully fledged, Independent, Democratic Republic.

Person 1: Jack in the Box just released the Super Mega Taco Meal!

Person 2: Based Republic.

I need cheese

When your hungry but don't know what to eat.

(talking to self) It's 3am, I'm hungry. I know what to eat! I need cheese!
(talking to self, different person) I have lost my 8th fortnite match, and its 4am, I need cheese to satisfy my hunger.