squagel

a square bagel

person 1: DUDE!!! That bagel's square!!!
person 2: DUH! It's a SQUAGEL!!!

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fafillion

An extremely large number that is ultimately totally arbitrary in nature.

"I have a million fafillion dollars."

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Fahed

V.safe (safer than allayen)... and no, he doesnt smell of curry!

i neva kno wot 2 write here

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princess marco turdina

The best princess that ever existed! Marco Diaz in his form of revolutionary, rebel princess who freed a lot of different princesses from St. Olga's Reform School For Wayward Princesses

P1: Have you heard of Princess Marco Turdina?
P2: Oh yeah! He is the best princess guy to ever exist!
P3: *coming out of nowhere* It's not criminal!!!
P1 & P2: To be an individual!!!!

Shibby

"Dude, you just touched Chrissy Boners hoo-hoo's" SHIBBY!!!!!!!

shibby dude

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