woodlan jr/sr high school

a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and it’s basically a klan rally in disguise.

did that kid disappear off the face of the earth?
no, he just goes to woodlan jr/sr high school