Meat crazies

The intense emotions/actions you have when eating a lot of meat. (ie: strategizing ways to get/eat everything)

At the Big Apple BBQ:
Lady: "What is this the line for?!"
Me: "Pulled pork."
Lady: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT! WHERE IS THE RIBS LINE?!"
Me: "Dude, she's got the meat crazies."