Reevesing

To dumpster dive at a transexual medical operations facility to collect cut off dicks.

"What are you doing this weekend Dave?"
"I thought I'd go reevesing, you?"
"I went reevesing last night and got a couple trophy black ones and ate them up!"

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pensylvania turnpike

A sexual act where in a man picks up a prostitue in a vehicle, then proceeds to insert 4 fingers into her asshole and the thumb into her vagina. While keeping the arm at a 45 degree angle with fingers still inserted into orffices the prostitute then deficates down his arm creating the effect of a vehicle entering an on ramp. Then to finish the act he throws a 20 oz. bottle filled with urine out the window on the berm of the highway.

"Hey baby pull down yor pants and lets do a pensylvania turnpike."

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