Ashley

its a dude. gets mistaken for a girl cause of HIS name. its a guy. has a nutcracker son. his dog is an absolute unit and is fat as fuck. Ashley always wears hunting hats while he watches gravity falls. did i mention he is of male gender? yeah he is. prick. gf is companion cube.

liberty: oh god its ashley
lilly: oh god oh fuck hes gon try and steal our bread