Meavage

Toned chest of a man (oh yeah). Big toned skin bubbles on the surface of a man’s chiseled features (hot).

Hot mama: Have u seen Chris Evans’s chest
Jetmir: yeah that man has some serious meavage on him😜

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.

Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋

38👍 17👎

Sheerio

A hardcore ginger-loving mouth breathing Ed Sheeran stan! (Aggressive)

Hot mama: Did u hear that kman is a Sheerio?!?!?
Sheerio hater: yes.

3👍 1👎

Alexander Daniel

Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking

Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing

2👍 2👎

Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book

Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good

Badussy

Baddie bussy sent from Heaven (on god) #speakingfromtheheartbfletcher

Jetmir: this biatch tried pulling a baddie comeback on me and they failed
Jetmir (Taylor’s Version) : my badussy is stays poppin

Giggling and Gaggling

getting romantically flustered from an action or something someone has said. After witnessing your said person doing something like this, you will be immediately attracted to them.

kathy: omg im giggling and gaggling!! the guy in this book is so fine.
hot mama: girrrll what did I tell you!! i knewww you would understand