Toned

Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.

Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.

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Toned

When one’s muscles are sexy, have nice form, or are popping out

“Damn, how does Brad get all that pussy?”
“All the girl love his toned abs.”

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Toned

Adj.
1) To get boned by a Tony. Usually really, really well.

Verb
1) To bone someone when you are Tony.

1) Dude, I am so sick of my boyfriend right now. I just want to get toned by his friend.

2) My friend's girlfriend is super hot. She's about to get toned.

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Toned

The physical and emotional state of mind of being both tired and stoned

Jack: Dude, you look like you need to go to sleep.
Sam: Ya, I'm so toned

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Toned

To be: made love to, fucked, or screwed. This pertains to the literal sense as well as the proverbial sense.

Oh man...I was really drunk last night and these two guys double-toned me.

Dude, I got toned by the physics exam today.

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Tone Tone

Tone is a really good friend with a girlfriend named Emma. I said “Tone Tone” because it would be easier to find. Anyways, yea, he’s cool.

Yea man, tone tone has a really tall McDonald’s

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Tonee

Massive greek cunt who can deadlift 800 kilos and benchpress 4 tons. Lives in the tunnels of the Australian metro train subways. He eats 72,000 calories a day which converts into 20kg of muscle mass from each rep.

Daily meal plan
breakfast - 3kg of steak with a raw turkey and protein shake
Snack - steriod injection
Dinner - 2 buckets of protein powder, 50 kilos of raw chicken

Mike: Woah! look at that man over there, he's benching 4 tons!
Jerry: No shit bro, that's Tonee!

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