Fartknocking

1. When having anal sex and the anal o-ring blows out and fart start blowing out while you're pushing.

2. Original origin was used by homosexuals to describe other homosexuals that took it in the butt a lot and got loose.

Last night I was banging the back door out of Nicole and after about 5 minutes I started fartknocking.

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lasagna chop

1. When passing by something that says FedEx on it one person exclaims "lasagna chop" and gives a karate chop across the chest to another person.

2. Lasagna chop is a game very similar to "punch buggy" the difference is you use FedEx as a trigger. Can be a FedEx truck, drop box or sign on a building; anything that had FedEx is a trigger.

History-This game came to be due to the lack of VW bugs and the need to hit ones friends for fun.

Driving by a FedEx drop by James yell out "lasagna chop" and hits Geoff in the chest.

Dark side of the moon

The act of eating a black person's ass hole .

Did you here what Jon & shanice did last night? There were mia for 3 hours because he was on the dark side of the moon.

chin furniture

A beard growing from one chin in particular large/ long beards.

After every meal you can tell when I come ain't because he keeps remanence in his chin furniture

sweater bazookas

Sweater Bazookas

1. Big boobs in a tight sweater.

2. A sweater which makes a set of breast look bigger and more attractive.

Did you see Nancy's sweater bazookas, they look better than normal!

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Wedding brownie

Wedding brownie ; AKA brown wedding cake

1. At a wedding instead of Smashing cake into the bride or groom's face somebody comes up with an actual turd uses that.
2.On a night after attending a wedding when a guy or a girl has someone poop on their face and rub it in. Not necessarily a member of the wedding party could be anybody that attended the wedding.
3. Similar to a Cleveland steamer except rubbed in one's face instead of their chest.
4. An actual brownie made from Cannabutter and giving as a treat at a wedding.

Damn did you hear what Stephanie gave Matt after that wedding? No what was it? She gave him a wedding brownie!

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tractor girl

Tractor girl/s

1-Another name for a heavy set woman. Aka fat chick

2-Used in a conversation to discribe a larger woman in her presence so not to offend her.

Damn did you see those 2 tractor girls that Trevor took home last night!!

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