PLNU

A private Christian college overlooking the beach in San Diego. All the white kids there are super social and if you ask them about what classes they are taking they will be surprised that you asked them a school related question instead of where they got their shirt or how the surf is that at day. Everyone is pretty nice and privileged and think they are interesting but really they just dye their bleach blonde hair pink for a semester. The boys are lunatics and stroke each other’s ego about surfing and Jesus. The professors are great and it’s actually a more liberal school than some think.

“You went to PLNU?”
“Yessah.”
“How was the break today?”
“Idk I got kicked out for smoking a blunt before Old Testament.”