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A delusion self-congratulatory label for someone who has not idea when to buy and especially when to sell a stock. Supposedly one who refuses to sell despite temporary downturns and marginal gains to hold on long enough to hit the big win and attain fantasy stock-picker-genius status. But, in reality, has no clue how trading or investing actually works and squanders the meagre life-savings accumulated from their $35,000 a year loser job, pawning their electric guitar, and stealing money from their mother's top dresser drawer.
Ed: So, you gonna sell the Game Stop shares now? Doubling your money to $10,000 in three days is pretty cool!
Norton: No way, man, I got diamond hands, I'm holding on all the way to the top!
Ed: So, now that it's crashed what are you gonna do?
Norton: I still got $350 in my account, I'm holding on till GME hits $1,000 per share. Diamond Hands, bitches!
Ed: NO, you cannot sleep on my floor.
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To be REALLY freakin' cool. Replacing words like "awesome," and "sick," and "rad."
"Man, that is VICIOUS!"
"Did you see that Holiday poster that they made today? It was so vicious!"
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Vaccinated. Immunized. Safe to get into whatever fucked-up shit you want to with a goddamned mask.
Jethro: u up?
Matilda: You vaxied yet?
Jethro: You know it.
Matilda: I'm DTF!
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