douchbag martini bar

a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)

Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay

John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time

normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads

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Greater Boston

where people say they are from when they are too ashamed to say that they live in a boring, shitty, gay town outside of boston for fear people will make fun of them. they say that even though they rarely or never go in to boston

person#1:hey where ya from

dick head:Greater Boston

person#1:*punches him in the face and then says he is gay*

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