failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

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talentless

To be talentless is to endure a relationship with a sexually unattractive person, where talent refers to the fitness of your partner, and not your ability to pull a fox.
You may also be single, and therefore completely talentless.

Captain Scarlet: "Your lass is rough as fuck."
A Mysteron: "Argh, I am talentless."

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baptise

To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.

Although I'm 8 months pregnant I still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. Alas, my jugs will soon be empty.

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analese

'Anal-eez'
The language spoken by self-important idiots.
Similar to talking shit, but much more annoying.

Agatha: "Betty was talking out of her arse again today."
Agnes: "Fuck, that bitch is FLUENT in analese."
Agatha: "Let's pat her."
Agnes: "Right-o, I'll get the laxatives."

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feesees

How the special among us spell faeces/feces.

Bob: "Oh darn it, I got feesees all up the wall again."
Robert: "You scruffy fuck, you splattered the ceiling too."
Bob: "Oopsies."

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Cooter Shooter

a penis, derived from the the idea of a penis being a shooter and being placed in a women's fluff of flesh

he showed me his cooter shooter

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Jerekah

This is a one-of-a-kind, sweet, gentle soul who wears her heart on her sleeve. That is her superpower. She feels deeply and she loves fully. Jerekah is beautiful on the outside, radiant on the inside. You can search all the ends of the Earth, if you are lucky enough, you may stumble across a true diamond in the rough with Jerekah. And you’ll know when you see her — for her energy is pure, her energy is comfort. Many friends turn to Jerekah for support. Mama bear. If you are lucky to have Jerekah, you have a devoted friend. If you are lucky enough to be loved by Jerekah, you will have a cherished partner. The name Jerekah is unique because she is unique in her beauty and love-ableness. And she funny. Queen. Periodt.

“Oooou Jerekah is fine or whuteva.”
“Jerekah is the best, she has such great taste.”