fetusmaster

A backstabbing hoe bag that didnt invite his friends to a lan party.

"Hey guys whats going on?"
"Nothing, Fetus is just having a lan."
"Oh really! When?"
"Now."
"Oh that dirty motherfucker"

9👍 1👎

Lazy Joker

Best buddy in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

Lazy Joker pwnz!

2👍 8👎

megatronic

A professional gamer.

Wow. I wish I could grow up to be like megatronic mommmy!

8👍 10👎

klarity

Envelopes extreme homosexuality strenuously to the tune of naked sweaty men.

Wow I like men SO MUCH i think ill call myself KLARITY on the INTARNIZZLE so that I can get all the guys FO SHO

1👍 8👎

ass fucking cock sucker

hornty as hell
stroung sex
Banging a hot chick
Did your mom last night bitch

wow u ass fucking cock sucker that was some good sex

30👍 45👎

minkey

Like a filthy little monkey, only better.

she's a proper filthy little minkey

14👍 487👎

shootah

Am extremely talented individual who shoots semen like a water pistol or super soaker, depending upon the mood.

Damn check that spot on the wall, it came jetting in from miles away...must have been from shootah!

21👍 10👎