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One from the millennial generation who feels entitled. They work for tech companies that give them free swag, free booze, free clothes embroidered with trendy tech logos, transportation to and from work, free food at work, and lots of coddling. Have a hard time when things donât go their way. They donât understand the real world. When all else fails, they cry. Tech babies are especially present in the San Francisco Bay area.
Jed is such a tech baby.
Jed partied too hard on the work organized outing so took a âworkâ from home day which meant he answered one email but mostly binged on Netflix. Around dinner time he wished he had gone to work for the free meal because he actually cannot cook.
How does a tech baby know itâs Saturday?
The bus doesnât pick them up for work.
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Having a desire or craving to have a swiping session on dating apps. Maybe derived from loneliness or horniness.
Mitchell had sworn off dating apps but his loneliness led him to be overcome by a case of the swipies. The next day he had 5 dates lined up.
Dan got a case of the swipies after he had a big night planned of drinking alone like an adult and realized how lame that was.