Twit

A tweet written by the 45th President of the United States.

Sometimes, when my face hasn't been palmed enough, I go looking at the daily twits to be reminded of the inane things small hands and a keyboard can do, when put together.

Father Michael

Milo Yiannopoulos' code name for Steve Bannon.

“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos said.

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Flaming Frank

If you, like the ad suggests, put Frank's RedHot on everything, this is what will come out of your butt when you excrete.

The old woman in the ad says she puts that bleep on everything. I bet she dumps Flaming Franks every day like I do.

flautus

A tree which falls on cars which have no living occupants.

I cut someone off in traffic, and went inside my house. Next thing I knew, my car got the flautus.

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